Geoff Bell credited as playing...
Fabian
- Fabian: My name is Fabian, and I would like you to recommend to me someone who could paint something like this.
- [uncovers painting]
- Fabian: Who did this?
- Artist: [surprised] Rembrandt.
- Fabian: Who?
- Artist: Rembrandt.
- Fabian: Give me his address. Now.
- Artist: He's dead.
- Fabian: Dead? When?
- Artist: 300 years ago.