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Liam Neeson and James Nesbitt in Five Minutes of Heaven (2009)

James Nesbitt: Joe - 2008

Five Minutes of Heaven

James Nesbitt credited as playing...

Joe - 2008

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  • Joe Griffin: 2008: [Thinking to himself] Well, here you are, pal, a fully signed-up member of the celebrity circuit of life's victims: men in love with donkeys, twins stuck together by their bullocks, elephant women who can't get out of their chairs, and now you.
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: [to driver] Was I talking to myself? It gets me a good seat. I've had no-one sitting next to me for years.
  • Joe's Chauffeur - 2008: You made me jump!
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: What do you think it does to me? I'm one fuck of a lot closer to me than you are!
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: So! The man shot my brother three times in the head. The man is having the life of Riley. What should I do? Do I shake his hand or do I kill him?
  • Vika - 2008: Well, killing him wouldn't be good for him.
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: For sure of that!
  • Vika - 2008: But it wouldn't be good for you either.
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: Oh, not good for me? My five minutes of heaven? How would that be not good for me?
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: [in group session] I want my daughters... to have a dad they could be proud of. That's it. That's it. Well, that's it.
  • [beginning to cry]
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: That's out. That's out. That's out. That's out.
  • [last lines]
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: [on the phone] Alistair Little?
  • Alistair Little: Yeah?
  • Joe Griffin: 2008: It's Joe Griffin. We're finished.

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