Nigel Lindsay credited as playing...
Barry
- Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!
- Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?
- Barry: Yes, I fixed it!
- Omar: Did ya?
- Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.
- Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
- [pause]
- Omar: Hmm?
- Fessal: Spark plugs.
- Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
- Barry: Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
- Omar: Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
- Barry: That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!
- Hassan: [Raps] I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!
- [Audience screams as Hassan detonate his suicide belt releasing party streams]
- Barry: [Silent from audience] Mashallah, brother
- [Murmurs from the audience]
- Hassan: [Looking at the audiences] Oh, what, man? Come on. What? Just cos I'm Muslim, you thought it was real?
- Barry: [shouting as he sticks his head through from the boot of the car] Alright Omar! I'm letting you go to Pakistan! My unit, stays here! But my unit's the main unit!
- Omar: Barry, shut up, mate! 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out!
- Barry: Not if you're not here, you won't!
- [Waj shoves Barry's head back through into the boot of the car]
- Barry: What if you get caught? I'm not going down just because you can't take a drill in the kneecap. They'll crack you like baby's fingers! They'll pump you full of viagra, make you f**k a dog! You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch!