Arsher Ali credited as playing...
- Hassan: [Raps] I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!
- [Audience screams as Hassan detonate his suicide belt releasing party streams]
- Barry: [Silent from audience] Mashallah, brother
- [Murmurs from the audience]
- Hassan: [Looking at the audiences] Oh, what, man? Come on. What? Just cos I'm Muslim, you thought it was real?
- Hassan: I'm a martyr, you're all squashed tomatoes.
- Hassan: You made him wee in his own gob?
- Omar: What is wrong with you, bro?
- Barry: Submission... it's the rules of submission.
- Waj: It felt really bad, brother. It's not too tricky once you get the aim right, but... it just feels like really proper wrong. All the wee splashing off your teeth... .
- Hassan: Liquid peroxide.
- Fessal: Three year's of stockpiling.
- Barry: How'd you get it all?
- Fessal: A wholesale shop down the road.
- Barry: What? All from the same shop? Yeah? You mug, you'll get us nicked!
- Fessal: No. I use different voices each time I go in.
- Barry: No, don't sweat it, bro! He's been tested!
- Hassan: Yeah! Yeah, he tested me, man!
- Omar: How did he do that, then?
- Hassan: He made me do that bean-thing, man.
- Omar: Oh? What "bean-thing"?
- Hassan: You know, where you put a bean up the end of your knob, man.
