Jennifer Garner credited as playing...
Laura Pickler
- Brooke Swinkowski: Listen, would you prefer it if I didn't enter this whole butter contest thing?
- Laura Pickler: Absolutely.
- Brooke Swinkowski: Excellent.
- [signs up]
- Brooke Swinkowski: It's on, cunt!
- Carol Ann: I haven't heard that word since my dad died.
- Laura Pickler: I plan on proudly bearing his children.
- Brooke Swinkowski: So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!
- [first lines]
- Laura Pickler: I believe in America. I believe we are the best. I believe we're number one. And I won't apologize for that. My husband and I are survivors. We fought tooth and nail to get where we are today. How? The old-fashioned way, hard work, and a can-do attitude. And here in the great State of Iowa, no less, where all great battles begin. My name is Laura Dean Pickler, and this is the cut-throat story of greed, blackmail, sex, and butter.
- Laura Pickler: [in photo op with Down syndrome children] I've always said that your people are the small flashlights that help the dark world find its lost car keys.
- Little Girl: What?