Olivia Wilde credited as playing...
Brooke
- Brooke Swinkowski: Listen, would you prefer it if I didn't enter this whole butter contest thing?
- Laura Pickler: Absolutely.
- Brooke Swinkowski: Excellent.
- [signs up]
- Brooke Swinkowski: It's on, cunt!
- Carol Ann: I haven't heard that word since my dad died.
- Brooke Swinkowski: I know you're like only 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky-ass bitch, you beat her hard. I've done all I can do, it's up to you now.
- Destiny: [stunned] Okay.
- Brooke Swinkowski: You're a good girl.
- Ethan: I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, okay?
- Laura Pickler: I plan on proudly bearing his children.
- Brooke Swinkowski: So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!
- Brooke Swinkowski: [riding away on her bicycle] Fuck you, Bob.
- Bob: No. Thank you. We have plenty of steak knives.
- Brooke Swinkowski: [writhing around] You're the only man that cares about me.
- Bob: That's not true. I'm sure there's plenty of men who like you. Your father cares about you, right?
- Brooke Swinkowski: [into his ear] My father raped me.
- Bob: Oh my God!
- Brooke Swinkowski: [breathlessly] I just, I need someone to take care of me. Someone who understands me, someone who will love me.
- [starts stripping]
- Brooke Swinkowski: Not just someone to pay my rent--which by the way, comes to $560 a month, plus utilities.
- Kaitlen: God, I hate people! I can't wait 'til everyone dies from global warming.
- Brooke Swinkowski: Right, do you know where your dad keeps his money?
- Brooke Swinkowski: See that store over there?
- [Victoria's Secret]
- Brooke Swinkowski: With this $1200, I could buy work clothes like you have never seen.
- Destiny: Where do you work?
- Brooke Swinkowski: Barnes and Noble.
- Bob: My wife controls the checkbook.
- Brooke Swinkowski: Your wife, Bob? I can't believe you're gonna let your wife come between us? I thought you had morals.