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Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)

John Patrick Jordan: Larnell

Evil Bong 2: King Bong

John Patrick Jordan credited as playing...

Larnell

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  • Luann: Dude, no, I seriously cannot be seen in public with him. Like, not when he is like that. Oh my God. I mean seriously like, what would people think of me?
  • Larnell: I don't know, maybe they'd think you're his caring girlfriend who loved him no matter what he looked like.
  • Luann: Dude, are you fucking kidding me? He is like a fat assed flabby whale, okay. He should have like Greenpeace boat circling around him.
  • Larnell: Who sent you?
  • Delivery Guy: Who didn't send me.
  • Larnell: Who didn't send you? What do you mean?
  • Delivery Guy: No, not What, Who.
  • Larnell: That's what I'm asking.
  • Delivery Guy: I know you're asking What, but you want to know if Who sent me.
  • Larnell: If Who sent you? Dude, what are you talking about?
  • Delivery Guy: I'm not talking about What, you're the one that keeps bringing it up.
  • Larnell: When?
  • Delivery Guy: Yes.
  • Larnell: Yes what?
  • Delivery Guy: No, yes When, that's who sent me.
  • Larnell: What?
  • Delivery Guy: No, When.
  • Brett: Would you two cockknockers shut the fuck up? It's like a comedian routine, those old guys.
  • Allistair: Yeah, Abbott and Costello.
  • Larnell, Brett, Bachman: Who?
  • Luann: Dude, what the hell is your fucking problem?
  • Larnell: Luann, I didn't mean to. Sometimes I can't control my sexual urges.
  • Brett: Urges? Dude, you were fucking dry humping her like a little German Shepherd-chihuahua combo.

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