Star Quest: The Odyssey

Read the other reviews on the first page. Go ahead, I'll wait...

OK have you finished? Good. Now remove anything positive anyone said about this movie. There is absolutely no way a sane person could enjoy this movie. I love watching bad movies but this movie is the worst of them all, taking 90 minutes of your life and giving nothing back. As another reviewer said: It is like a porn movie without the porn. It is a series of bedroom scene setups without the payoff.

This movie is absolutely horrible and should be erased from human consciousness forever. Do NOT watch it and if you do, then for the love of all that is sacred at least do NOT pay money for that dubious privilege.

Even the worst Star Trek movie was more enjoyable than this mess.

Okay, the plot is that in a distant future, humanity has divided between normal humans and a race of cyborgs. They fight a war, but at the moment of peace, they decide to send a starship with a huge crew of five (Yup, probably as many ill-fitting uniforms they could afford to have made) escort two cyborg emissaries back to earth.

Let's talk about the cyborgs. They are a cross between Klingons and Borg, with all the "interesting" surgically removed.

I have no doubt the only reason that Maverick Films (when you see their logo in the front of a film, you know you've been had) decided to cash in on the new Star Trek film.

Cheesy special effects, bad acting, recycled starship shots... a cliffhanger ending on the optimism that anyone would want to see a sequel... All just kind of sad.

I read the other reviews of this movie and thought it was worth a shot. I've been trying to find good scifi to watch lately and having a hard time of it.

Even with a bad hangover and no remote to flick channels with this is a movie that will stretch your ability to persevere. You WILL crawl across the floor to hit the channel button.

The acting is, well, terrible. Totally wooden. The wardrobe was bought for a total of 10 quid by the look of it. The sets are very cheap. But to be honest you would get over the wardrobe/sets if the acting was better.

It looks like every sentence of dialog was filmed individually and then cut together in the editing room. Hardly any of the exchanges are memorable/believable.

The plot is pretty nonsensical too. Random things seem to happen that are called "the plot". Someone actually gave this movie 7/10 which I really can't believe.

I know this was a low budget flick but maybe they would have been better off not spending whatever money they did have.

OK, I'll stop now.

First of all, what the heck was this? The cgi in this film looked like something a fourth grader conjured up. Low budget or not. Surely you could have done better than that? The story line bounced around to so many meaningless angles that it made my head spin, which was good in a way, considering the fact that the acting was about to make me shoot myself. The whole thing reminded me of a lame porn(yes, I had seen a couple when I was younger). The only thing missing was the xxx scenes. It even had porn music playing throughout the whole thing. The acting was so flat, that it made me believe these actors and actresses had been given a lobotomy prior to the filming. Could someone please be kind enough to hire them to be employed in a "workshop" facility? If you watch this movie through to the end, you are either brave...sorry, not brave. You have to be a vegetable to get through this one.

Easily the WORST movie made of all time. So awful in fact that this had to be their goal. See how much $ they can make by slapping a colorful cover on the winner of the 6th Grade independent movie contest in Bowie Texas. Here are a few of the worst parts: - In the distant future society becomes so advanced, we no longer use primitive wedding rings. Instead we exchange cheap plastic lanyard bracelets. - Future deep space ships are so technical that the ship will violently shake if a washer from a 2inch bolt breaks. Yet when the ship takes a direct hit from enemy fire it barely rocks side to side. - I had no idea that futuristic Cyborgs will be made from a cotton & polyester outer layer, with a few speaker wires dangling from their hi-tech armor which looked more like black plastic shin-guards placed on their shoulders. - The cyborg literally wears those boots you get after ankle surgery when your on crutches or what you wear while rehabbing an ankle/foot injury. - The main character (Ships Captain)has a gap in his front teeth worse then David Letterman + Mike Strahan combined. - Oh & his futuristic space shoes really helped capture his powerful leader position. Im just sad ill never be able to find slip-on Hush Puppies with air vents on the side like his. - FYI there are literally 8-9 people in this entire movie! Inter-planetary wars, yea right. How does a 6 member crew operate a spaceship the size of Manhattan Island. Maverick Entertainment You Should Be Ashamed!!! Not just for making the worst movie of all-time but for actually attempting to make a sequel to what felt like 90mins of HELL ON EARTH!