Alexander Polinsky credited as playing...
G'nort
- Guy Gardner: Now, look, Bats, you can hatch all the plans you want, but from here on in, Guy Gardner's workin' alone.
- Batman: You so much as sneeze without my permission, you're going to regret it.
- Guy Gardner: That I'd like to see...
- [Batman punches him hard in the face]
- G'nort: [snickering] One punch! One punch!
- Batman: Get him on his feet.
- [Sinestro conjures a hand, which he uses to slap Guy awake]
- Guy Gardner: Just for the record, I let you do that.
- Batman: Okay, Guy, you and G'nort take the left flank. Sinestro and I will take...
- Guy Gardner: Eat my toe nail clippings.
- G'nort: Don't worry, Mr. Batman, sir. I'll take the left flank. Um, uh, which way's the left?
- G'nort: Okay, okay, all I gotta do is say the oath and save the world. I can't remember it! Ohh, no, no, sure I can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. "In sunniest day, in cloudiest night, no bad guy shall escape my bite..." Oh no, that's not it!
- [later]
- G'nort: Ohh... ah! "On Labor Day, on Halloween night, no nose hair shall escape my sight."
- [later]
- G'nort: "On Arbor Day, or Harvest Moon, no weasel shall escape my spoon..."
- Batman: The more we fight, the farther away Despero gets.
- Despero: Actually, I'm closer than you think.
- [appearing, growing to gargantuan size]
- Despero: Look upon my magnificence, the fullness of my power. Do you see now why there's no hope?
- G'nort: Wowzer! That boy's had a real growth spurt.
- Despero: The universe needs control. You, of all men, must understand that.
- Sinestro: Something's wrong.
- [Despero vanishes]
- Sinestro: An illusion. He was never here.
- Despero: Why should I be there when my mind is powerful enough to reach out and do the work for me? While you three have been battling dreams, I draw closer to my goal: the Green Lantern who will be my greatest, my ultimate weapon.
- Batman: I thought you were the only Lanterns left.
- Sinestro: There is one Green Lantern who wasn't on Oa.
- G'nort: Hokey smokes. He's going after Mogo.
- Batman: Mogo?
- Sinestro: Mogo is a living planet. And if Despero has gained control of him... there may be no hope left for any of us.
- Guy Gardner: [listening to G'nort howling] Ah, shut your furry yap, will ya?
- G'nort: Hey, but I'm singing.
- Guy Gardner: Well, knock it off before I rip your tonsils right out of your throat!
- Batman: [thinking] I'd know that obnoxious voice anywhere.
- Guy Gardner: If it wasn't for me, Earth would've been kaput. Heck, the whole universe would've been toast.
- Batman: Gardner!
- [offering a handshake]
- Batman: Good job, Guy.
- Guy Gardner: Yeah. Yeah, you, too.
- Batman: So, what did you end up doing with Sinestro?
- Guy Gardner: [indicating his power ring] Ah, don't worry about him. He's in a safe place. Hate to say it, but you made a pretty good Lantern out there.
- Batman: Thanks. But if there's one Lantern here who deserves the credit, it's G'nort.
- G'nort: [cheers] Wha...?
- [happily, he jumps into Batman's arms and licks his face]
- Batman: G'nort, I told you, no licking.
- Batman: And you are?
- G'nort: G'nort Esplanade G'neesmacher, Green Lantern of space sector X minus 5267.-2.
- [hitting himself in the face trying to salute]
- G'nort: Ow!
- Guy Gardner: Eh, go ahead. Tell him why you're in the brig.
- G'nort: Well, I came down to bring 'em lunch, and I'd locked myself in.
- Batman: Whatever the reasons you're all behind bars, it saved you from the fate that befell the others.