Jerry Trainor credited as playing...
Spencer Shay
- Spencer Shay: I'm a terrible liar.
- Carly Shay: It's true. One time...
- Spencer Shay: Don't tell the story!
- Carly Shay: I'm telling the story! One time, we were gonna ride rollercoasters on a school day, and when Spencer came to get me, he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor and she said, "which one?" And Spencer said...
- Spencer Shay: Dr. Rollercoaster.
- Carly Shay: And guess what I didn't get to ride that day?
- Carly Shay: [about David Archuleta winning "American Sings"] He won because of us.
- Freddie Benson: Well, we didn't do anything wrong. We like Archuleta, so we helped him win.
- Carly Shay: Yeah. I guess nobody got hurt.
- Spencer Shay: Except that poor guy you made lose.
- Spencer Shay: Hey, look, I returned the movie. Well, I don't care what your records say. I know I returned it. When? Well, you know, like 10 years ago, on Thurs... Wednes... it was an afternoon. That's when... okay, I'm lying, I'm a dirty liar. These are the eyes of a liar.
- Wade Collins: I swear, you're all just a bunch of hob-knockers.
- Carly Shay: Hob-knockers?
- Wade Collins: I'm going down to get some yogg-urt.
- Carly Shay: Yogg-urt?
- Freddie Benson: Um, we're in the middle of shooting your music video.
- Wade Collins: No, you're all busy worshipping a filthy little beast. Ucch! Why are all Americans such idiots?
- [storms out of the room]
- Spencer Shay: I thought we were hob-knockers.
- Spencer Shay: [to the video store clerk] Wanna visit my summer home in Prague and meet my cousin, the Pope?
- [the video store clerk giggles]
- Spencer Shay: Yeah, I knew you'd giggle.