Jennette McCurdy credited as playing...
Sam Puckett
- [closing out another webshow]
- Carly Shay: Until then, always remember...
- Sam Puckett: Never forget...
- [short pause]
- Carly Shay: Umm, what was it?
- Sam Puckett: I forget.
- Carly Shay, Sam Puckett: [while watching "America Sings"] David! David! David!
- Freddie Benson: He's not gonna win.
- Carly Shay, Sam Puckett: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Carly Shay: [to Freddie about Wade Collins' music video] Wow. You made Wade look awesome.
- Sam Puckett: Good video, Fredison.
- Freddie Benson: Thanks. It was hard to find good footage of the guy not screaming at me and calling me an untalented hob-knocker.
- Carly Shay: What is a hob-knocker?
- [Sam whispers something in Carly's ear]
- Carly Shay: Oh, that's gross!
- Sam Puckett: And illegal.
- Sam Puckett: So, David, what was it like hangin' out with Wade Collins?
- David Archuleta: Oh, well, you know, he's okay.
- Carly Shay: You don't like him, do you?
- David Archuleta: Not really. No.
- Sam Puckett: Let it out, David.
- David Archuleta: Well, he called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means.
- [Sam whispers into David's ear]
- David Archuleta: Oh, gross!
- Sam Puckett: And illegal.