Amanda Righetti credited as playing...
Grace Van Pelt
- Patrick Jane: All you need is a basic understanding of the evolutionary psychology of women, rigorously and fearlessly applied. You gotta know what buttons to press.
- Teresa Lisbon: Like we're toasters.
- Grace Van Pelt: Like men don't have buttons too.
- Patrick Jane: Men are like toasters. Women, a little more like, uh... accordions.
- [Lisbon and Van Pelt give him dirty looks and leave]
- Patrick Jane: I thought that was a compliment.
- Wayne Rigsby: I don't believe this guy. I give up! I do not understand women. Never have, never will. Seems like the dumber you treat them, the better they like it.
- Grace Van Pelt: They're *drunk* women. You can't generalize all women in general.
- Teresa Lisbon: [Whispers to Jane] This is your fault.
- Patrick Jane: No, it's not. I'm just sitting here.