Demetri Martin credited as playing...
Self - Host • Various
- Demetri Martin: I was in this building and there was a door. And on the door it said "This door must remained closed at all times." And I was, like, "Dude, you're thinking of a wall. That is a waste of a door. What are you doing?"
- Demetri Martin: I hate meeting babies. "Demetri, this is Kevin." "Hey, 'sup?" The hell do you want me to say? He's not gonna remember me. "Demetri, this is Kevin." "Uh, we met last week. And you didn't even freakin' look at me, Kev! I believe you were shitting in your pants when we spoke!"
- Demetri Martin: I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it. I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added "ish" to every number.
- Animated Demetri: Hey, timing is everything. That's a cliche... now. But if I said that a long time ago, I would have been really original. Think about it.