Chris Barrie credited as playing...
- [Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water]
- Rimmer: How does eating tomatoes save water?
- Lister: It's coming!
- [Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers]
- Lister: Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?
- [Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up]
- Rimmer: Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?
- Lister: Sounds like the last time you had sex!
- Rimmer: Lister
- [picks up his text book]
- Rimmer: you need to get a life!
- [Cat has described what happened on G deck]
- Cat: I need counselling!
- Rimmer: You got that right!
- Lister: This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?
- Rimmer: Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!
- Rimmer: [Indicating Katerina] I hate her!
- Lister: I like her. I like her a lot!
- Rimmer: [On the trip to the water tank] In spirit, i'll be down there with you - in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag!
- Rimmer: [Spotting that the others are in trouble] What would those clowns do without me?
