Craig Charles credited as playing...
- [Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water]
- Rimmer: How does eating tomatoes save water?
- Lister: It's coming!
- [Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers]
- Lister: Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?
- [Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up]
- Rimmer: Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?
- Lister: Sounds like the last time you had sex!
- Rimmer: Lister
- [picks up his text book]
- Rimmer: you need to get a life!
- Lister: This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?
- Rimmer: Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!
- Cat: Don't look at me, I ain't going! I'm still in trauma! Look at my suit! It may not pull through!
- Lister: Find another suit - you're going!
- Cat: Hey, I'm a cat! Nobody bosses Mr C around! You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?
- Lister: How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?
- Lister: When are we going?
- Rimmer: [Indicating Katerina] I hate her!
- Lister: I like her. I like her a lot!
- Lister: [On the dimension cutter] I'll probably end up with your head, or someone else's legs!
