Erica Durance credited as playing...
Lois Lane • Stiletto
- Clark Kent: Lois?
- Lois Lane: [in British accent] Lois? Who's Lois? I'm Stiletto. I should get back to my cave.
- Clark Kent: Lois, you could have a bag over your head and I'd still know it's you.
- Lois Lane: Go figure. I want the Red-Blue Blue, I get the exact opposite.
- Clark Kent: What do you think you're doing?
- Lois Lane: What are you doing? You're supposed to be feeding Shelby. Seriously, is there any woman in your life you haven't stood up?
- Clark Kent: I saw the way you looked at that scanner and I know how much you want the superhero story, so I came here to make sure you're okay. You're obviously not if you're impersonating the Stiletto.
- Lois Lane: Okay, first off, it's just Stiletto. There is no "the". And second, I'm not impersonating anyone. I *am* Stiletto.
- Clark Kent: You made up a fake superhero so you could write a story?
- Lois Lane: Yeah. Stiletto's only the beginning, Clark. These heels could kick down some major doors for me. What if Stiletto could help me land a one-on-one with the Red-Blue Blur?
- Clark Kent: Well, this blur, he - he avoids reporters for a reason.
- [Lois answers the phone booth and its Clark on the other end as the Red-Blue Blur]
- Clark Kent: I received your letter, Miss Lane.
- Lois Lane: Call me Lois... if you want. And while we're at it, you wanna weigh in on the whole Red-Blue Blur thing, because it's kind of a mouth full on this end.
- Clark Kent: I think there's probably a better name out there. And if there's anyone who can find it, it's you, Miss Lane.
- Lois Lane: You're only as good as your last story, and I wrote mine so long ago it was practically with a feather pen. I need that news splash - the pregnant man or an impeached president... or, better yet, a rendezvous with a superhero.
- Chloe Sullivan: I thought you gave up on the costumed crusaders after The Red-Blue Blur ignored your open letter begging for an interview.
- Lois Lane: Can you blame the guy? What was I thinking? If you want your first interview with a rock star, you don't start with Springsteen.
- Chloe Sullivan: [Chuckles] I had idea you we such a groupie of the red, bold, and blue.
- Lois Lane: Well, who isn't? The man has reinvented the American hero. Think about it. He saves people. He's mysterious, completely unavailable. What part of that doesn't scream "Lois Lane"?
- Lois Lane: You know what?
- [showing Chloe her superhero suit]
- Lois Lane: Surprise! I'm Stiletto.
- Chloe Sullivan: Lois. Oh, my god, you did this for a story. Didn't you?
- Lois Lane: Okay. Clark's diatribe is still ringing in my ears. I don't need it in surround sound.
- Clark Kent: Looks like you got your cover story after all.
- Lois Lane: I guess.
- Clark Kent: You guess? The last time your name was above the fold, you held a champagne toast. Is there something about this article that's still bothering you?
- Lois Lane: Fine, I admit it. Sometimes, the Lois Fast Lane ambition ramps into cruise control and gets away from me.
- Clark Kent: Those mob guys would still be on the street if you hadn't come to my rescue.
- Lois Lane: Your rescue. Yeah, right. You're the one with the... Smallville, if you hadn't been there to...
- Clark Kent: You're welcome, Lois. I hope this means that Stiletto's hanging up her heels for good.
- Lois Lane: Gladly. Those heels were giving my blisters blisters. Besides, if Mannheim had better aim... you'd be dead. And if was really sweet of you to, you know... throw yourself in there, but, uh, I never should have put you in danger. It's not like you save lives for a living.
- Clark Kent: No. There's only one Red-Blue Blur.
- Lois Lane: Honestly, I don't envy the guy. After walking a mile in Stiletto's shoes, I was reminded that I am not cut out for that life of solitude.
- Clark Kent: I didn't know there was room for introspection underneath that costume.
- Lois Lane: Wow. Look who got grazed by a funny bullet.
- [taking his bear claw]
- Lois Lane: You weren't gonna eat this, were you?
- Lois Lane: Hello to you, too. Expecting Freddy Krueger?
- Chloe Sullivan: What are you doing here? I thought you were tracking down Stiletto.
- Lois Lane: Oh, that story broke a proverbial heel. It's not happening.
- Lois Lane: Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into five-inch booted heels for my health.
- Hostess: Ms. Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
- Lois Lane: Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet little...
- Chloe Sullivan: [approaching] Lois!
- Lois Lane: Chloe, thanks for coming. The gargoyle at the gate was letting in everyone but me.
- Lois Lane: [after being denied entry to a press event] That was *the* event for journalist achievement, and Lois Lane isn't even a plus one.
- Lois Lane: Page ten? Why don't you just bury my Stiletto sighting with the classifieds while you're at it?
- Randall Brady: The next time you pull me from a press-society banquet, at least get me a story with a picture.
- Lois Lane: Something tells me Stiletto's got a bad case of camera shy.
- Randall Brady: She's not posing for a head shot. Get her in action on the street.
- Lois Lane: [sarcastic] Sure, no problem. I'll just ask to see her schedule of upcoming saves.
- Clark Kent: Chloe told me about the attack. She said you mentioned someone named Stiletto?
- Lois Lane: Patience, Smallville. Tomorrow, you can drool over her with the rest of the world. I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking.
- Clark Kent: [giving Lois' article a once-over] Stiletto gave you all these quotes?
- Lois Lane: She was talkative.
- Clark Kent: Look, I need you to put me in contact with her.
- Lois Lane: Get your own hero. I have to respect her request to keep a low profile. It is not every day that a superhero entrusts me with her phone number.
- Clark Kent: She gave you her number?
- Lois Lane: Sorry. My eyes only, Smallville.
- Clark Kent: Lois, this carjacker took Chloe's computer. It has all her Isis client information on it. If this Stiletto was the last person to see this guy, I need to talk to her.
- Lois Lane: Look, if you wanna help Chloe, why don't you go downtown and talk to the thug they did catch? Maybe Stiletto left enough teeth in his mouth for him to rat out his buddy.
- Jimmy Olsen: Lois, come on. I can't be late for work.
- [she swings in in costume]
- Jimmy Olsen: What are you doing?
- Stiletto: Picking up your rebound.
- Jimmy Olsen: Lois. I'm, uh, I'm really flattered, but I just broke up with Chloe.
- Lois Lane: Ew. No. I mean rebound your career. Nothing numbs the pain of a breakup like good, old-fashioned work.
- Jimmy Olsen: Look, I'm not here to be saved. You mentioned a hundred bucks. Now, what do you want me to shoot?
- Stiletto: [putting on her mask] Metropolis' newest superhero.
- Lois Lane: I sort of quoted Stiletto in one of my articles, and my editor said that I need a photo to get a page one.
- Jimmy Olsen: Well, I guess I didn't see the giant asterisk above Lois Lane's rules to reporting that said "Or just make it up."
- Lois Lane: Slow night.
- Clark Kent: I'm good if you wanna go. If the Red-Blue Blur calls, I'll be sure to patch him through.
- Lois Lane: Oh, that's right, because your idea of being a hero is making sure there's still paper in the fax machine.