Tom Kenny credited as playing...
Plastic Man
- Plastic Man: [tied up in a sack in the Jokermobile] So, how we doing? Did we get 'em?
- Green Arrow: You're an idiot.
- Joker: I don't wanna fight. I wanna be partners. Assuming you're you and not that pointy-eared fake-in-a-cape.
- Batman: How do you know about my imposter?
- Joker: Still wound tighter than a straightjacket, I see. Ah, you're the dull deal, all right. And as for your doppel-gangster, you see, he messed with the natural order. Not your style at all. Batman, a worse threat to Gotham than the Harlequin of Hate? Why, it's libelous, I say! You know it's always been my gift to bring smiles to others. But inside, I'm one very sad clown. So, crazy thought. You and I team against our common foe.
- Batman: Only a twisted, diseased mind like yours could think of such a plan. I'll deal with Owlman myself.
- Joker: You need me, Sonny Jim! If the new you is as good at being bad as the old you is at being you, then neither of you can beat the other on your own, see? But if Owlman's another you, he craves control. And who better to take down a control freak than the nemesis of order, the Clown Prince of Chaos, moi? Just think about how many times I've nearly punched your ticket.
- Batman: [thinking] The clown's crazy, but he's onto something. Adding an unexpected element to the mix could tip things in my favor.
- Plastic Man: [looking through the skylight] Found him. And he's not alone.
- Joker: So, shall we take your car... or mine?
- [unveils the Jokermobile]
- Batman: O'Brian, you're in danger. Stay put. I'm coming to you.
- Plastic Man: Nice try, Batman. Even you can't get the drop on me three times in one... day?
- [he's neutralized in a block of ice by Owlman]
- Plastic Man: [shivering] How does he do that?