Nick Offerman credited as playing...
Ron Swanson
- Ron Swanson: I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot. But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp. That's my number-one favorite food wrapped around my number-three favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
- Ron Swanson: I enjoy government functions about as much as I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot. But, this hotel always serves bacon wrapped shrimp! That's my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon wrapped shrimp. Excuse me.