Russell Tovey credited as playing...
George Sands
- George: He doesn't understand. These people are British. You're not allowed to talk to your neighbors until you've nodded at them for fifteen years.
- Mitchell: So Carol from number twelve is gonna lend us Casablanca.
- George: Why?
- Mitchell: I'm only in it!
- Annie: Get out!
- Mitchell: Yeah. I'm just an extra. In the bar. And you can't actually see me, obviously. But I do knock over a chair at one point and you can see that.
- Annie: You in Casablanca. How did you swing that?
- Mitchell: I know people. I move and shake.
- Mitchell: Vampires film themselves making a kill and then they pass it on.
- Annie: So, what, it's like porn?
- Mitchell: In a way.
- George: Why do they do it?
- Mitchell: Same reason anyone does porn.
- George: You mean that's supposed to be sexy?
- Mitchell: For some. But this is different. This is... personal. It's to remind me of what I did to her.
- George: What's going on?
- Mitchell: Tully's leaving.
- George: What? Why?
- Tully: I wish I could tell you, mate.
- Mitchell: OK, I know it was my suggestion but it was only gonna be for a day or so and instead it's been weeks, so I think now's the time...
- Annie: He's creepy. And he frightened me.
- Mitchell: Yeah. I-I was building to that.
- George: Creepy? You're dead.
- Mitchell: Look. He stinks out the bathroom, he eats all the food.
- George: Oh, that's nice. That's generosity.
- Mitchell: He's upset Annie, he's pissing off the neighbours, he's... He's a twat!
- George: Well, he's *my* twat!
- Mitchell: I expect that sounded better in your head.
- Mitchell: What's more suspicious-three shadowy, secretive people who never come out, never talk to anyone. Or three friendly, welcoming guys. Always nice and chatty. Their door's always open.
- George: I don't mean just risky for us.
- Mitchell: We should hide in plain sight. Stop being ashamed. Invite the world in.
- Mitchell: It's good we're doing this. Especially now. Throwing the doors open like this... sends a message.
- George: What do you mean, "especially now"?
- Mitchell: [Backtracking] Nothing. It, ah, came out wrong.
- George: And sends a message to who? There's something you're not telling us.
- Mitchell: Like what? What?
- George: A few weeks ago, Tully was in London and got attacked by some vampires.
- Mitchell: Vampires are arsholes. This is hardly news.
- George: Yes. But Tully says it's happening more and more. Like suddenly they've stopped hiding. But it's the things they're saying now, about time. How their time is coming.
- Mitchell: Vampires have been saying their time is coming since the Crusades. Every now and then someone along, they get everyone all excited. It never comes to anything.
- Annie: What, so something has been happening?
- Mitchell: It's nothing! Can we- ? It's nothing. I promise you. I need a wee.
- [He walks out]
- George: Well. I feel totally reassured.
- Mitchell: [Mitchell and George are arguing about Tully staying in their house] Look, he stinks up the bathroom, he eats all the food.
- George: Oh that's nice, that's generosity.
- Mitchell: He's upset Annie! He's pissing off the neighbors. He's... he's a twat!
- George: Well he's my twat.
- Mitchell: I, expect that sounded better in your head.
- George: I mean, he's my friend.
- Mitchell: So what the hell are we?
- George: I don't know Mitchell, I really don't.
- Tully: [Tully moves to get up] Look, I don't want to cause any trouble guys. Maybe I should just...
- George: Stay where you are!
- [Tully sits back down while George and Mitchell continue]
- George: Why haven't you helped me? Why is it Tully who's showing me how to manage my condition?
- Mitchell: You can barely admit you have a condition.
- George: [raising his voice] Why is it Tully, who's showing me how to talk to women?
- Mitchell: Showing you how to talk to women? What are you twelve?
- George: Do you know the difference between you and him?
- Mitchell: Hm, I don't know, I don't have to shave my palms.
- Mitchell: Oh George, you know the isolation room you were using to transform in?
- George: Yeah, the're using it as a site office for the building work.
- Mitchell: Health and Safety said it's unsuitable. It's too remote and there's no windows. The site officer kept bursting into tears every time he went down there.
- Mitchell: Oh George, you know the isolation room you were using to transform in?
- George: Yeah, they're using it as a site office for the building work.
- Mitchell: Health and Safety said it's unsuitable. It's too remote and there's no windows. The site officer kept bursting into tears every time he went down there.