Josh Hutcherson credited as playing...
- [last lines]
- Joshua: [voiceover] I learned to say "I'm sorry" and "thank you" and how to keep my fists to myself, but the best lesson I learned...
- Amber: Help me up.
- Joshua: [voiceover] First you kiss the hand and then you kiss the girl.
- Joshua: Man, you got a mean left hook.
- Ryan: Ooo. Sorry about that. Hey, you know, your shots were pretty good, too. I was feelin' that the next day.
- Ryan: So, what're you doin' here?
- Joshua: I just... I love hangin' out with old people.
- [opening lines]
- Joshua: [voiceover] Ever think on how you got somewhere, or why? Well, my somewhere was an art town on the edge of the Pacific. The name of the place didn't matter much. I just knew I didn't belong.
- Joshua: [noting her school uniform] That's a nice outfit, by the way.
- Amber: Thank you. It's required.
- Joshua: Thank God. I was beginning to think your grandma dressed you.
- Everly: The judge asked me to house you in the hope that you might benefit from some tutelage from me. Personally, I think you're a born loser who's gonna squander his talent before he realizes its full potential.
- Joshua: Wow. That was some, uh... that was some motivational speech.
- Amber: If only you were a couple years older.
- Joshua: Yeah, it's funny, you know, I was just thinking if only YOU were a couple years YOUNGER.
- Vanessa: Joshua, are you an only child?
- Joshua: What does the file say?
- Vanessa: It's incomplete.
- Joshua: Yeah, well, that sounds like me.
- Joshua: Yeah, he's cool, but, uh, I DO think, that after all my efforts, that I, uh, deserve a kiss.
- Amber: Whoo! Slow down! Ha-ha. A kiss for the con man who punched my brother.
- Joshua: Yeah.
- Amber: Hnn.
- Joshua: That sounds reasonable. It's an idea.
- Amber: I have an idea.
- Joshua: What?
- Amber: How about you kiss my butt when I beat you down the beach?
- Joshua: What do I get if I win?
- Amber: Nothing, and you'll like it!
- Joshua: My mom never noticed I was good at anything.
- Everly: Hm, your mother.
- Joshua: I wonder what she's doing right now.
- Everly: Probably takin' drugs in an alleyway somewhere. Oh, geez, what? You're gonna cry now?
- Everly: You take a painting by a particular artist, a lesser known work of little value; you strip it and then paint a forgery of a more valuable work over it.
- Joshua: Wow, I guess you have this thing down to a science.
- Everly: Many paintings hanging in great museums are forgeries.
- Joshua: Really? Like, even famous ones?
- Everly: You better believe it.
- Amber: [wondering about Joshua's flippant attitude over Anne-Marie] Have you ever taken art history?
- Joshua: Not really.
- Amber: All right, well, I'll tell you this - tons of artists would KILL to have a conversation with her, talk to her about her life, her art...
- Joshua: Yeah, she is a piece of work.