Lucas Cruikshank credited as playing...
Fred Figglehorn • Self
- Fred Figglehorn: [to Carly] So are we friends?
- Carly Shay: I guess.
- Fred Figglehorn: You sure?
- Carly Shay: Sure.
- Fred Figglehorn: Should we kiss?
- Carly Shay: No.
- Fred Figglehorn: [Sad] Hey. It's me. If you saw the last iCarly, then you heard Freddie Benson say he doesn't like my Fred videos...
- Freddie: [on a clip of the recent iCarly] 'Cause I don't think Fred is all that funny.
- Fred Figglehorn: [Angry] Well, thank you for crushing my feelings. Now I'm not gonna post any more Fred videos ever again. Internet, I click you goodbye.
- [the computer screen turns to black and the words Goodbye From Fred appear]
- Sam Puckett: [Also angry] You see what you did? You killed Fred!
- [hurts Freddie and he groans]
- Freddie: [after he was hurt by Sam] I just gave my honest opinion!
- Sam Puckett: [about Lucas] He's chuckling.
- Carly Shay: I see him chuckling. Why are you chuckling?
- Fred Figglehorn: 'Cause you guys are cute.
- Freddie: Cute?
- Fred Figglehorn: Yeah. I was never mad. I love "iCarly."
- Sam Puckett: But you said that Freddie hurt your feelings.
- Carly Shay: And that's why you stopped making your "Fred" videos.
- Fred Figglehorn: Come on. I'm not gonna stop making the "Fred" videos.
- Carly Shay: Okay. I get it. The real problem here is that you're insane!
- Fred Figglehorn: Am I?
- Carly Shay: Uh, pretty much, yeah.
- Freddie: Kind of psycho.
- Sam Puckett: Yep.