Hunter Allan credited as playing...
- Arthur: [pulling potions from his backpack] What the...? They're all purple!
- Natalie: I mixed in Kool-aid.
- Arthur: No!
- Natalie: I didn't open the black one.
- Tim: You don't just mix Kool-Aid with potions! That's how you tell, like, uh, which one's which!
- Natalie: Ever heard of labels?
- Laura: Oh, is he cute?
- Arthur: Permission to barf!
- Laura: Denied, soldier. I just got the old shoe smell out of this car. I am not in the market for a new odor.
- Arthur: We'll split up.
- Tim: Can I go with you?
- Arthur: Yeah, except that will kind of ruin the whole "splitting up" thing.
- Tim: I gotta get home. I'm behind in my science fair project, and I've got a book report due tomorrow, and this is...
- Arthur: Wait-wait-wait. What's the book?
- Tim: Um... Oh, Watership Down.
- Arthur: And how far did you get?
- Tim: There's a rabbit on the cover.
- Arthur: I read that book last year.
- Tim: Yeah?
- Arthur: Yeah. It's about these rabbits. They live in a hotel.
- Tim: You mean it?
- Arthur: Yeah, and they're twins. Their names are Zack and Cody.
- Arthur: You don't wanna eat me. I mean, I'll give you diarrhea, or... or SOMETHING!
- Arthur: You saved my life. The least I can do is save your teeth.
- Arthur: Stop signs don't count in car chases.
- Laura: Every time you get caught, you think you have to lie your way out. What do you want to end up, a politician?
- Arthur: I will neither confirm or deny that.