David Spade credited as playing...
Marcus Higgins
- Becky Feder: [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?
- Marcus Higgins: ...Hell.
- Lenny Feder: Higgins. Don't say that.
- Marcus Higgins: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
- [from trailer]
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
- Rob Hilliard: My wife.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!
- Rob Hilliard: I'm not.
- [kisses his wife]
- Marcus Higgins: [onlooking] Oh, grody.
- Marcus Higgins: Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?
- Donna Lamonsoff: [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
- Lenny Feder: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
- [All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
- Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
- Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.
- [from trailer]
- Lenny Feder: Higgy!
- Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
- Lenny Feder: What does that mean?
- Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.
- Lenny Feder: No!
- Marcus Higgins: I just had the hottest dream about this blond girl...
- [yellow dog walks out of closet behind him]
- Marcus Higgins: At least I think it was a dream.
- Marcus Higgins: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
- Lenny Feder: Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.
- Eric Lamonsoff: I gotta make a sissy.
- Kurt McKenzie: Come on, you made three already.
- Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point.
- Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
- Kurt McKenzie: It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
- Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
- Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
- Marcus Higgins: Why didn't you tell us she gets us?
- Rob Hilliard: That's what I've been trying to say all along.
- Lenny Feder: Higgins, what are you doing?
- Marcus Higgins: I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: That was a man's ass?