Kelly Gould credited as playing...
Rachel
- Alex Pearson: [after the regular den mother resigns] Don't freak out. One of your mothers is gonna volunteer eventually.
- Abigail: My mom's a long-haul trucker. She's away a lot.
- Ursula: I have four brothers with self-control problems.
- Alex Pearson: I-I didn't say it was gonna be easy. I just said it can be done, but... Well, you're probably gonna have to guilt them into it, so... let's see your sad-faces.
- [the girls look sad and simper]
- Alex Pearson: Those seem a little forced. Oh, no, no wait, wait... Everyone copy Rachel.
- Rachel: I wasn't doing it.