Samuel L. Jackson credited as playing...
P.K. Highsmith
- P.K. Highsmith: Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
- P.K. Highsmith: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', partner?
- Christopher Danson: Aim for the bushes.
- [both jump off the roof of twenty story building]
- Christopher Danson: We couldn't do our job if it weren't for you guys doing all the paperwork, answering the phones, all that stupid shit that we don't like to do.
- P.K. Highsmith: All the gunfights, all the car chases, all the sex we don't wanna have with women but we have to, all due to what you guys do. Thank you.
- P.K. Highsmith: [a wrecking ball is dropped on his and Danson's squad car] Aw, that's the second one this week!
- Christopher Danson: [holding on to the top of criminals' car in a carchase] Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof!
- P.K. Highsmith: I think you can chalk that up to bad life choices.