Dwayne Johnson credited as playing...
Christopher Danson
- P.K. Highsmith: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', partner?
- Christopher Danson: Aim for the bushes.
- [both jump off the roof of twenty story building]
- Press Conference Reporter: Uh, Danson, are the rumors about you and Kim Kardashian true?
- Christopher Danson: No comment. But, yes.
- Christopher Danson: We couldn't do our job if it weren't for you guys doing all the paperwork, answering the phones, all that stupid shit that we don't like to do.
- P.K. Highsmith: All the gunfights, all the car chases, all the sex we don't wanna have with women but we have to, all due to what you guys do. Thank you.
- Christopher Danson: [holding on to the top of criminals' car in a carchase] Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof!
- P.K. Highsmith: I think you can chalk that up to bad life choices.
- Christopher Danson: Guys, I'm gonna say something right now. It's about a man who came from Austria with a dream.
- Martin: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
- Christopher Danson: Let me finish. He became a champion and then a movie star.
- Fosse: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
- Christopher Danson: God damn it, let me fini... they ruined the story.