Eva Mendes credited as playing...
Dr. Sheila Gamble
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Allen, I'm pregnant.
- Allen Gamble: Whose baby is that? Who's the man who did that to you?
- Mama Ramos: Hello, Allen.
- Allen Gamble: Hello Mama Ramos, what are you doing out here?
- Mama Ramos: Sheila says she doesn't know what happened, but she wants you back.
- Allen Gamble: Ohh...
- Mama Ramos: She also says... she wants you on top of her... holding her hair and riding her like a bucking bronco while she... sucks your thumb and says, "Mommy likey."
- Allen Gamble: You... you tell your daughter...
- Mama Ramos: [In house] He said he'll always love you and he's so happy that you're having his child.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Oh. Allen...
- Mama Ramos: He also says... that he wants you to stare into each other's eyes without blinking while you do it...
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: I love when we do that, Mom.
- Mama Ramos: ...and then afterward... lick the sweat off each other. I don't want to do this. You say things that are too personal.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: OK, but just one more thing...
- Mama Ramos: [Out on street] She says she loves you, and wants to hold your hand, and have iced tea with you.
- Allen Gamble: Come on, that's not all she said.
- Mama Ramos: No. She says other things. But I don't want...
- Allen Gamble: Please, please, please. You don't realize, I may be killed tomorrow.
- Mama Ramos: OK. She says she wants to unplug all the clocks... and the phones... and have a three-day sex marathon.
- Allen Gamble: That's more like it, yeah.
- Mama Ramos: She wants to walk wrong for a week... because you guys did it so hard.
- Allen Gamble: That's just lovely.
- Mama Ramos: [In house] No more! He says things I can't say! It involves a mannequin hand... and an electric shaver... taped to a golf club!
- Allen Gamble: I think my line is being tapped. Do you remember where we did it on Halloween 3 years ago?
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Yeah.
- Allen Gamble: Meet me there.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: You must be Terry. I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey, but this dinner was tricky.
- Terry Hoitz: Who are you?
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife.
- Terry Hoitz: Come on, seriously. Who is that?
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: His old lady.
- Allen Gamble: Sweetie, it's a workstation.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Got it.
- Allen Gamble: And you come in here, dressed like a hobo, it's distracting.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: I know you're working. I'm so sorry.
- Terry Hoitz: Come on, seriously.
- Allen Gamble: Come on, what?
- Terry Hoitz: Who is that?
- Allen Gamble: It's the old, uh... it's the old ball and chain.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Get over here.
- Allen Gamble: [she puckers up for a kiss] Not... not right now.
- Dr. Sheila Gamble: Okay.
- Allen Gamble: Look, they're not all first-round picks, okay?
- Terry Hoitz: Come on, are you gonna tell me who that is?