Common credited as playing...
Monster T
- The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
- Monster T: [looking at Harley dancing] Mmm. You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
- The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!
- [whistles for Harley]
- The Joker: Ooh, come to Daddy.
- Harley Quinn: Puddin'!
- [laughs]
- The Joker: Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
- Harley Quinn: Well...
- [barks at Monster T and laughs]
- Harley Quinn: You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours.
- Monster T: I don't want no beef.
- The Joker: You don't want no beef?
- [mocking]
- The Joker: You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?
- Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine. Don't waste my time then.
- Monster T: This is your lady.
- The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?
- The Joker: No. That's your lady, Joker.
- The Joker: That's right.
- Monster T: We finally meet.
- Frost: Nah, he don't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.
- Monster T: Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.
- The Joker: Are you sweet talking me?
- [laughs]
- The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!