Colin Farrell credited as playing...
Douglas Quaid • Hauser
- Matthias: Mr. Hauser, What is it you want?
- Doug Quaid: I want to help you.
- Matthias: That is not the only reason you are here.
- Doug Quaid: I want to remember.
- Matthias: Why?
- Doug Quaid: So I can be myself, be who I was.
- Matthias: It is each man's quest to find out who he truly is, but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.
- Doug Quaid: But the past tells us who we've become.
- Matthias: The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.
- Doug Quaid: Oh, shit. Lori.
- Melina: Who?
- Doug Quaid: It's my wife.
- Melina: You're married?
- Doug Quaid: It's safe to say we're separated.
- Doug Quaid: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?
- Lori Quaid: How would I know? I just work here.
- Doug Quaid: Speculate.
- Lori Quaid: If I had to guess, all the trouble Cohaagen's taken to hide you from the Resistance, you must be fairly important. And with your skill set, I think it's highly doubtful you're his gardener.
- Doug Quaid: Cohaa... Cohaagen's trying to hide me? Why are you trying to kill me? Talk!
- Lori Quaid: Call it the seven-year-itch, Doug. Oh. And by the way, you haven't even *begun* to see me try to kill you!
- Doug Quaid: Tell me what is going on? Talk! Or we can skip to "Until death do us apart."
- Lori Quaid: I'm not your wife.
- Doug Quaid: That's bullshit. We've been married for seven years.
- Lori Quaid: I'm U.F.B. police intel, assigned to play your wife. Six weeks ago. I didn't even know you.
- Doug Quaid: What are you talking about?
- Lori Quaid: It's true. Your memory was erased, your mind was implanted with a life you think you've lived. You keeping up, baby? There is no Douglas Quaid, there never was.
- Doug Quaid: Are you saying I don't... This... Every... Our marriage...
- Lori Quaid: What can I say? I give good wife.
- Melina: Hauser, we've been looking for you.
- Doug Quaid: Don't call me... My name is Doug Quaid. I was born August 29th. All right. I was raised by my mother. She died of cancer before my 15th birthday. I married my girlfriend when I was 29!
- Melina: You were born April 29th. You were raised by your father, not your mother. He died before you were 15, but in a car crash. And believe me, you were most definitely not married.