Sandi Toksvig credited as playing...
Ethel Davis
- Ethel Davis: [Ethel is introduced to Peter Mayhew] You know, I'd make terrible bookends with you.
- Peter Mayhew: Depends on the size of the books, don't it?
- Ethel Davis: That's true. How tall are you?
- Peter Mayhew: I'm seven foot ten.
- Ethel Davis: I'm four foot twelve. Do you mind if we just have a measure?
- [they stand back to back]
- Ethel Davis: [reading from the book "The Key to Happy, Healhy Child] Stage two, destruction of cardboard house by children: generally unnecessary.
- Martin Edwards: [after kicking the fence] Hovercupboard, my foot!
- Ethel Davis, Hazel Edwards: Hovercupboard!
- Martin Edwards: [grabs his leg in pain] My foot!