Roberto Montesinos credited as playing...
Hugo Chavez
- [first lines]
- Dylan Mee: My dad is a writer who specialized in adventure.
- Benjamin Mee: This is Benjamin Mee. I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees. If I wasn't wearing this suit, I would be dead in an instant.
- Dylan Mee: He interviewed dangerous dictators.
- Hugo Chavez: Take this message to that American cowboy. We already gave a 10 billion dollar oil credit to China. Swallow that, Mr. Danger!
- Benjamin Mee: What's your favorite movie?
- Hugo Chavez: Toy Story.
- [to his staff]
- Hugo Chavez: The first one or the second one?
- Segundo: The second.
- Dylan Mee: He even flew into the center of Hurricane Charley.
- Benjamin Mee: [shouting over air noise] How far are we from the eye?
- Pilot: About two minutes. This hurricane, sir, Charley is really kneading us well, sir.
- Benjamin Mee: Tell me when it gets severe!
- Dylan Mee: He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure, backwards and forwards. But nothing prepared him for this one.