Maggie Elizabeth Jones credited as playing...
Rosie Mee
- Rosie Mee: Daddy, I can't sleep. The neighbors again.
- Benjamin Mee: Come on.
- Rosie Mee: Their happy is too loud.
- Rosie Mee: [as Walter Ferris is finalizing his inspection] You know, everybody here thinks you're a dick. I don't know what that means, but I don't think that.
- Rosie Mee: [to Walter] Hey, mister. Everybody says your a dick. I don't know what that means, but I don't believe it.
- Dylan Mee: Dad, it's whatever. Look, I'll know it when I get to school.
- Benjamin Mee: You know what? "Whatever" is the laziest word of the 20th century, all right? I'm - I've had it with "whatever." I don't want to hear it again in this century ever again. "Whatever" is over.
- Rosie Mee: He says it all the time. He won't have anything left to say in this century.
- Benjamin Mee: Hey, Rosie? Am I doin' anything right?
- Rosie Mee: You're handsomer than the other dads. Lots of them don't have hair. So that's good.
- Benjamin Mee: Awesome. I'm gonna take baldness off my list of things to worry about.
- Mr. Stevens: It has complications to it, Mr. Mee. And...
- [lion roars in the background]
- Mr. Stevens: It's a zoo.
- Benjamin Mee: A zoo?
- Mr. Stevens: It's a zoo.
- Rosie Mee: Yay!
- Benjamin Mee: The hills don't have to roll, right, honey?
- [Rosie shakes her head yes]
- Benjamin Mee: Just new.
- Mr. Stevens: Know what? It's all about new. People love new. I love new. Hell, I'm new! Excuse my language, but I'm new. Hell, I'm new.
- Benjamin Mee: I'm glad you're excited about it.
- Mr. Stevens: You know? I'm excited about new stuff. New - is the new old.
- Benjamin Mee: New.
- Mr. Stevens: New, new, new.
- Benjamin Mee, Mr. Stevens: New!
- Rosie Mee: I like you.
- Kelly Foster: Tigers and lions are very different. Tigers don't growl or roar, they chuff. Like, umph-umph-umph. Umph-umph-umph.
- Rosie Mee: Umph-umph-umph.
- Kelly Foster: Yeah. When you chuff at them, they chuff back.
- Benjamin Mee: What did we talk about? A new place. A new start.
- Dylan Mee: This is what *you* want. It's not what *I* want!
- Benjamin Mee: What?
- Dylan Mee: It's a zoo.
- [walks away, in disbelief]
- Dylan Mee: I'm moving to a zoo.
- Rosie Mee: We bought a zoo!
- Benjamin Mee: Yes, we did. We did buy a zoo.