Hugh Keays-Byrne credited as playing...
Immortan Joe
- Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
- Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
- Immortan Joe: What is your name?
- Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
- Immortan Joe: No!
- [gives Nux a revolver]
- Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
- Nux: Am I awaited?
- Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
- [the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad]
- The Organic Mechanic: Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
- Immortan Joe: Was it a male?
- The Organic Mechanic: Your A1 alpha prime.
- [cuts the umbilical cord and twirls it between his fingers]
- The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Rictus?
- Rictus Erectus: Yeah?
- The Organic Mechanic: You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
- Rictus Erectus: I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
- Miss Giddy: [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun] They are not your property!
- Immortan Joe: Miss Giddy!
- Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
- Immortan Joe: WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
- Miss Giddy: She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
- Immortan Joe: [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy] ... Where is she taking them?
- Miss Giddy: A long way from you!
- [Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]
- The Bullet Farmer: Come on! I've been called to the torture!
- Immortan Joe: Patience!
- The Bullet Farmer: Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
- The People Eater: Be careful! Protect the assets!
- The Bullet Farmer: Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
- [after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]
- War boy: You all right?
- Immortan Joe: On, on!
- [the bike speeds after the War Rig]
- Immortan Joe: [He points his gun to shoot Furiosa, The Splendid Angharad shields her with her body] Splendid! Splendid! That's my child! My property!
- Immortan Joe: Angharad!
- [she looks at him, he points to the rock she's headed straight for]
- Immortan Joe: Get out!
- The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Joe! Boss! Your girlie's breathing her last.
- Immortan Joe: What about the child?
- The Organic Mechanic: [listens to Angharad's bare belly] It's gone awful quiet in there.
- Immortan Joe: Get it out. Get it out!