Cory Monteith credited as playing...
Finn Hudson
- Finn Hudson: Look, I owe you guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!
- Rachel Berry: That was you?
- Kurt Hummel: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
- Finn Hudson: I know.
- Kurt Hummel: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
- Finn Hudson: I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry.
- Puck: What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser!
- Finn Hudson: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that's what I am.
- Will Schuester: [listening to Glee Club sing "Don't Stop Believin'"] Good, guys. It's a nine. We need a ten. Rachel, you need to hit the ones and the fives. Finn, I think if we worked on it, you could hit a high "B".
- Finn Hudson: So does this mean you're staying?
- Will Schuester: It would kill me to see you win nationals without me.
- Will Schuester: Do you want to tell me how long you've had a drug problem?
- Finn Hudson: I don't even know who the Chronic Lady is.
- Will Schuester: Look, if it were up to me we wouldn't have mandatory bi-weekly locker checks.
- Finn Hudson: I've never seen that before Mr. Shue, I swear that's not mine, I'll pee in a cup; I'll pee...
- Will Schuester: I don't think it'll make any difference...