Blake Lively credited as playing...
Serena van der Woodsen
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, I can't believe Blair won!
- Dan Humphrey: Yeah, who even voted for her?
- Chuck Bass: Me. About 150 times. I wasn't putting the Nelly Yuki ballots in, I was taking them out.
- Blair Waldorf: [to Serena] Why are you still in jail?
- Serena van der Woodsen: It's by choice!
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, God! You're not going to come out of there with a mullet and a girlfriend, are you?
- Serena van der Woodsen: My mother didn't think that I was old enough to make my own decisions, so I decided to stay in jail and I'm not leaving until she decides to let me live my own life!
- Blair Waldorf: So it's a war of attrition!
- Serena van der Woodsen: So to speak.
- Blair Waldorf: Except she gets to wage the war from the comfort of her penthouse while you remain behind bars!
- Lily van der Woodsen: [Serena at police HQ] You forced me to do this. I just hope you learned your lesson.
- Serena van der Woodsen: That my Mom's crazier than I ever imagined?
- Lily van der Woodsen: Well, no crazier than you, my daughter, thinking that you could fix the situation yourself.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I *was* fixing this. But then you were too worried what people would think.
- Lily van der Woodsen: When you're a mother, you will understand that you have to make decisions that don't always win you points for popularity.
- Serena van der Woodsen: When I'm a mother, I will be nothing like you.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Yeah, you say that now, but just wait.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I would rather give my kids up for adoption than end up like you. Oh... wait. You did that.
- Lily van der Woodsen: I came down here... to drop the charges and put this behind us. Please, show a little respect, and I'll stick with my plan.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'll just stick to mine. If you didn't notice, you weren't my phone call.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh? So who was?
- Celia 'CeCe' Rhodes: [to Lily] She called me, darling. Ironic, isn't it? If only she knew.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Hey, Grandma.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] For those who complain about the youth of today... if you think *we're* bad, you should've seen our parents.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [learned how he selflessly fixed Blair's prom in every way] Chuck, I can't believe I'm saying this... but that was really sweet.
- Chuck Bass: I just wanted her to have the perfect night.