Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Blair Waldorf: Serena's been in jail for over four hours. She's already served more time than Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan combined!
- Chuck Bass: She's a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. I doubt they're working her over with the phone book.
- Blair Waldorf: [to Serena] Why are you still in jail?
- Serena van der Woodsen: It's by choice!
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, God! You're not going to come out of there with a mullet and a girlfriend, are you?
- Serena van der Woodsen: My mother didn't think that I was old enough to make my own decisions, so I decided to stay in jail and I'm not leaving until she decides to let me live my own life!
- Blair Waldorf: So it's a war of attrition!
- Serena van der Woodsen: So to speak.
- Blair Waldorf: Except she gets to wage the war from the comfort of her penthouse while you remain behind bars!