Ed Westwick credited as playing...
Chuck Bass
- Blair Waldorf: Serena's been in jail for over four hours. She's already served more time than Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan combined!
- Chuck Bass: She's a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. I doubt they're working her over with the phone book.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, I can't believe Blair won!
- Dan Humphrey: Yeah, who even voted for her?
- Chuck Bass: Me. About 150 times. I wasn't putting the Nelly Yuki ballots in, I was taking them out.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [learned how he selflessly fixed Blair's prom in every way] Chuck, I can't believe I'm saying this... but that was really sweet.
- Chuck Bass: I just wanted her to have the perfect night.