Julie Benz credited as playing...
Special Agent Eunice Bloom
- Eunice: Well, since we've already broken the fuck barrier, allow me to be blunt. It is because I'm so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like they are retarded.
- Father Sibeal MacManus: We just wanted you to know that you aren't alone.
- Eunice: There you go again saying "we" again. Who is "we"?
- Paul Smecker: [offscreen] You ready to go?
- [long pause]
- Paul Smecker: I hear they party pretty hard in that monastery.
- [Another long pause as Eunice approaches and looks to see if it's really him]
- Paul Smecker: I'm not sure I'm in love with that new look you're sporting, Betty Boop.
- Eunice: I went to your funeral you son of a bitch!
- Paul Smecker: I know. Loved your shoes. The skirt was a tad risque for a funeral. But then again, who am I to question one's sense of *individuality*.
- Eunice: I am a FBI agent controlling this investigation from within in order to ensure that you gentlemen never see the inside of a prison cell. Now I am conspiring with 3 like minded individuals who have aided you in the past though I have yet to inform them of my agenda because, well a girl's got to have her fun.
- Eunice: With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin' say it does.
- Eunice: A .22? Oh you've gotta be kidding me. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight.
- Detective Greenly: Yeah, or bringing a really small gun... to a gunfight.