Dan Aykroyd: Yogi Bear

Yogi Bear

Yogi Bear

Yogi Bear: They have donuts. DONUTS!
[Yogi has a fantasy of a giant donut]
Boo Boo: [Interrupting fantasy] Yogi, what're you doing?
Yogi Bear: [Determined] I'm going!
Boo Boo: No, Yogi! We promised the Ranger we would stay away.
Yogi Bear: You're right. I'm losing control, Boo-Boo. I don't know who's steering the ship!

Yogi Bear: Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?
Boo Boo: No.
Yogi Bear: Then... let's go-go-go!

Ranger Smith: Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food!
Yogi Bear: I agree, sir. That's why Boo-Boo and I would never disturb family pic-a-nics.

Ranger Smith: What do you want from me, Yogi? I don't have a life left for you to ruin anymore.
Yogi Bear: Sir, I know I messed things up, and I'm sorry. I never meant to. You and Boo Boo are the best friends I ever had, and I've never done anything but think of myself. And now Jellystone is just gonna be a big field of stumps!
Ranger Smith: What?
Boo Boo: They've started cutting down the trees.
Ranger Smith: [realises] Agricultural interest is logging. Oh, no, not our Jellystone.
Yogi Bear: We have to save it, sir.
Ranger Smith: I don't think we *can* save it, Yogi.
[sits down on the bench]
Ranger Smith: I'm no smarter than you.
[looks to Yogi]
Ranger Smith: I lost Jellystone.
[looks to Boo Boo]
Ranger Smith: I lost Rachel.
[stares ahead]
Ranger Smith: It's... over.
Yogi Bear: Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. One: Light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise. And two: You can't fail if you never stop trying. You have to fight for the thing you love, whether it's a park, a girl or a roast beef sandwich! Don't give up now! We're all Jellystone's got!
Ranger Smith: [rises to his feet] You're right, Yogi. Jellystone's too important to give up on. We got to try. Come on.
Yogi Bear: Shotgun.
Boo Boo: Aww.

Ranger Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Ranger Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi Bear: I think we can take care of that.

[Ranger Smith, Ranger Jones, Rachel, Yogi and Boo Boo arrive with the turtle]
Ranger Smith: Well, well. Guess who we found.
Yogi Bear: Starts with T and ends with a... "urtle"?
Ranger Smith: It's all over, Mr. Mayor. Call off the logging deal. The law says this park is now a protected nature preserve.
Mayor Brown: You think I care about what the *law* says? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about *power*, you pinheads!
[Boo Boo gasps]
Mayor Brown: And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists, and nobody ever *will*.

[Rachel shows Ranger Smith, Yogi and Boo Boo a documentary video on her laptop]
Rachel: I was reviewing the documentary footage from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.
Yogi Bear: Oh, my! I see it!
[spins around]
Yogi Bear: I have a bald spot back there!
Rachel: I'm not talking about you, Yogi. I'm talking about this.
[pauses the video and zooms in on Boo Boo's turtle]
Boo Boo: Yeah, it's my pet turtle. He hangs out at the cave all the time.
Yogi Bear: True. Did you know they don't come out of that shell? I tried one time, just to see what one would look like without it, but nope, they're sewn in.
Rachel: This is no regular turtle. See the bulging, frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?
Ranger Smith: A frog-mouthed turtle?
Rachel: Yep. Rafetus swinhoei.
[Yogi and Boo Boo look at each other and shrug their shoulders]
Ranger Smith: But... those are extinct.
Rachel: For a hundred years, but apparently, one still exists. And he lives in there, but they won't let me through the gates to go find him.
Ranger Smith: But if Jellystone has an endangered species living in it, then...
Rachel: It has to be protected as a park! That's the *law*!
Ranger Smith: That turtle can save this park.
Yogi Bear: Now I feel kinda bad about using him as a footstool.
Boo Boo: Huh?

Ranger Smith: Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!
Chief of Staff: Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.
Rachel: No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!
Chief of Staff: It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.
Yogi Bear: Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.
Chief of Staff: [into his walkie-talkie] The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.
Ranger Jones: [over walkie-talkie] Copy that.
Yogi Bear: Wow. That backfired.
Ranger Smith: OK. You know what? Fine. You win.
[Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]
Rachel: [whispering] What are you doing?
Ranger Smith: I have a plan.
[unlocks a gate]
Ranger Smith: One of the advantages...
[throws a big branch aside]
Ranger Smith: ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...
[opens the gate]
Ranger Smith: ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!
[climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]
Rachel: [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo] Hold on, boys!
Yogi Bear: All right!
[they drive through the open gate and into the park]