T.J. Miller credited as playing...
Ranger Jones
- Ranger Smith: We got a bear disturbance!
- Ranger Jones: All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!
- Ranger Smith: You know I'm the only other ranger here, right?
- Ranger Smith: Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!
- Chief of Staff: Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.
- Rachel: No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!
- Chief of Staff: It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.
- Yogi Bear: Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.
- Chief of Staff: [into his walkie-talkie] The turtle's in the talking bear's cave.
- Ranger Jones: [over walkie-talkie] Copy that.
- Yogi Bear: Wow. That backfired.
- Ranger Smith: OK. You know what? Fine. You win.
- [Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]
- Rachel: [whispering] What are you doing?
- Ranger Smith: I have a plan.
- [unlocks a gate]
- Ranger Smith: One of the advantages...
- [throws a big branch aside]
- Ranger Smith: ... of having lived here since I was a kid is...
- [opens the gate]
- Ranger Smith: ... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!
- [climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]
- Rachel: [turns to Yogi and Boo Boo] Hold on, boys!
- Yogi Bear: All right!
- [they drive through the open gate and into the park]
- Chief of Staff: Great job, Jones! I'll go ahead and get this guy to the city zoo.
- Ranger Jones: The city zoo?
- Chief of Staff: Yep. They got a nice spot all ready for him in the reptile house.
- Ranger Jones: The city zoo doesn't have a reptile house.
- Chief of Staff: They're building one.
- Ranger Jones: Oh. Who is?
- Chief of Staff: Builders.
- Ranger Jones: Are-are you sure you're trying to protect the turtle?
- Chief of Staff: Yeah, we LOVE turtles.
- Ranger Jones: Then you won't mind if I hold onto him until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?
- Chief of Staff: All right.
- [chuckles]
- Chief of Staff: You're gonna find this out in a few hours anyway, so I might as well tell you. We gotta lose this turtle so we can sell the logging rights to the park.
- Ranger Jones: Logging? The whole park?
- Chief of Staff: Yeah, but who cares? It's still a park, just without trees. And they'll grow back.
- Ranger Jones: Yeah, in, like, 200 years!
- Chief of Staff: It doesn't matter. Your career is what matters.