Dennis Haysbert: Master Ox

Kung Fu Panda 2

Master Ox

Po: [struggling to his knees] I *have* to get to him.
Tigress: [threateningly] Then tell me why!
Po: He was there, OK? The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents! He knows what happened... where I came from... who I am.
[Tigress stares and opens her mouth slightly as her expression softens]
Po: Look, I'm going.
[stands up]
Po: I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
[Tigress frowns and lunges at Po]
Viper: Tigress, no!
[Tigress hugs Po; Crane's jaw drops]
Tigress: [warmly] The hard core *do* understand.
[pulls away]
Tigress: But I can't watch my friend be killed.
[to the others]
Tigress: We're going.
Crane: Uh, maybe you can't watch *me* be killed?
Tigress: [firmly] Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: And... she's back.
Master Storming Ox: [sighs] Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.

Master Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?
Shen: What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City!
Master Thundering Rhino: Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Council of Masters, and we will protect it. Even from you.
Shen: [laughs] I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise I'd have dragged... that all the way here for nothing.
[He motions to his wolf soldiers dragging a heavy crate into the courtyard]
Master Storming Ox: What's in the box, Shen?
Shen: You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift... in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall!
Master Storming Ox: You insolent fool!

Master Storming Ox: Like I said, you are not getting me out of this cell!
[Sees that he and Croc are out of the cell]
Master Storming Ox: Oh.
Po: Yes! Ha ha, woo-hoo! All right, let's go!
Master Croc: [the Masters ignore Po and walk to another cell] I get the top bunk.

[Shen enters the courtyard of his parents' palace]
Shen: Good afternoon, gentlemen... now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
Master Storming Ox: *Your* house?
Shen: Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door?

Master Storming Ox: [recognizes them] You! What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happened to stopping Shen?
Monkey: [sarcastically to Po] Yeah.
Po: Yeah... Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. Cause... It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking... of figuring out his plot... more.
Mantis: That makes no sense.
Po: What do you mean? Sure it does.

Master Storming Ox: It's time to surrender, panda. Kung fu is dead.
Po: I... ooh... you... you...! Kung fu is de... ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame.
Master Croc: With despair for dessert.
Po: We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung fu still lives!
Boar: Yeah!

Master Storming Ox: [to Po] Your friend there is very persuasive.
[Ox and Croc look behind them, and we see a mysterious force rapidly approaching, flinging wolves into the air with no effort at all. The figure leaps into view... and we see that it is Shifu]
Po: Master Shifu!
[Shifu swiftly dispatches the wolves surrounding his fellow warriors]
Shifu: Quickly! Use their boats to block the way!