Natalie Knepp credited as playing...
Samantha
- Samantha: All right, pal, you're on!
- Alexander Blondell: OK, I can detect a pattern here. It's not pal, it's not dude, it's Mister Blondell. M-I-S-T-E-R B-L-O-N-D-E-L-L. Now put this on.
- Samantha: No, dude! I'm not wearing a tutu.
- Alexander Blondell: It is not a tutu. Now, put it on.
- Alexander Blondell: Look at yourself. What do you see?
- Samantha: I don't know, I see someone who should have left ten minutes ago?
- Alexander Blondell: Oh, don't think of it as losing your Quasimodo posture... that hair! Think of it as gaining a new sense of style. Not to mention a new arsenal in the war between the sexes.
- Samantha: My sexes are warring enough.
- Lou the Doorman: Good day, Miss Wellman!
- Samantha: Well, you know what they say, Lou. Every day above ground's a good one.
- Lou the Doorman: Ain't that the truth!