Diedrich Bader credited as playing...
Batman
- Batman: You're a long way from Gorilla City, Grodd.
- Gorilla Grodd: Dinosaur Island's unique inhabitants will be the vanguard of a new civilization. A glorious gorilla nation. A utopia that will spread to claim the entire world. My e-ray evolves humans into their ultimate expression. The intelligent ape. It only requires one more test. And I see two volunteers.
- Batman: Not interested.
- Batman: Grodd's hideout.
- Plastic Man: Look at all those luxury yachts. Grodd must have stolen a fortune. And I bet it's all stashed in there.
- Batman: We are here to stop whatever Grodd has planned. Don't get any funny ideas.
- Plastic Man: Oh, no, I'm cool. Let's go. We're taking Grodd down. Hard.
- Batman: Not so fast. Grodd will have this whole valley wired with cameras, trip wires, and sensors.
- Plastic Man: They didn't call me the Eel for nothing. Try to keep up, huh?
- Gorilla Grodd: You amuse me, Batman. You dress as an animal. You battle against the worst of humanity. The vile underbelly that only wishes to destroy. You should join my noble cause.
- Batman: My only cause is to take you back to the zoo.
- Gorilla Grodd: [grunting and thumping his chest] Prepare the e-ray.
- Batman: Dinosaur Island. A mysterious land that exists outside of time, where the normal laws of nature don't apply.
- Plastic Man: What makes you say that?
- Batman: The dinosaur.
- Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns. Stealing a boat.
- Batman: It's Gorilla Grodd.
- Plastic Man: It's messed up is what it is.
- Batman: [to Fire after defeating Gentleman Ghost] Thanks for the assist, Fire.
- Plastic Man: Nice work, team.
- [sees Fire]
- Plastic Man: Ooh. Hello, sugar.
- Batman: [clears his throat] Ahem. Where is it?
- Plastic Man: Where is what, Bats?
- Batman: The money.
- Plastic Man: Oh, yeah, the money.
- [opens the shorts of his leotard and the money falls out]
- Batman: The rest of it.
- Plastic Man: Oh, come on. No finder's fee?
- [Batman grabs Plastic Man's ear and his face morphs into a cash register, spilling more of the money out of his mouth. Batman glares at him angrily]
- Plastic Man: Now, that's all of it. Cross my heart and hope to...
- [Plastic Man burps up the last dollar bill from his mouth]
- Plastic Man: What? You're not still mad about the money thing, are you? Oh, come on. Give me another chance.
- Batman: Tell me one reason why I should.
- Plastic Man: Because it's your fault I became Plastic Man in the first place.
- [narrating over flashbacks]
- Plastic Man: You remember, don't you, Bats? I was a lowlife crook named Eel O'Brian working in Kite Man's gang. But even I didn't deserve what happened that night.
- Batman: Jig's up, Kite Man.
- [as Batman and Kite Man fight, O'Brian tries to make off with the money; getting hit with a batarang, he falls into a vat of chemicals]
- Plastic Man: [return to the present] Those chemicals turned me into the freak I am today. The only reason you ever helped me is because you feel guilty.
- Batman: There are no happy endings to a life of crime, O'Brian. You made your choice. It's up to you to make the best of it.
- Plastic Man: Come on, Bats. I made a mistake. One tiny, little mistake.
- Batman: You were trying to keep that stolen money for yourself.
- Plastic Man: Well, yeah. But give me a break, will you?
- Batman: I stuck my neck out for you, O'Brian. With the judge, the parole board, the League.
- Plastic Man: How long are you gonna hold that over me? You know, I didn't ask for you to help me out. What, are you my dad or something? You're not the boss of me. Batman, if I wanted to feel guilty, I could just call my mom...
- Batman: [thinking, as his finger hovers over the eject button] Just the tap of my finger.
- Gorilla Grodd: Humanity is an evolutionary dead end. A species determined to destroy itself and take the rest of the planet with it. My species represents the first of a new biological paradigm. We have transcended the animal kingdom.
- Batman: [his minions groom him for fleas] Missed a spot.
- Gorilla Grodd: [realizing he's free of his restraints] Seize him!