Michael Parks credited as playing...
Fritz Tremor
- Baby Boy Tremor: [after spotting circus dwarves] Minotaurs.
- Lester Tremor: Minotaurs are cloven-hoofed creatures of mythological origin. You mean miniatures.
- Baby Boy Tremor: Yuh.
- Kaitlyn 'AK-47' Tremor: [to Lester] You know what he meant.
- Baby Boy Tremor: Yuh.
- Fritz Tremor: You all be careful. Them clown fuckers can be dangerous, and the little ones can be lethal. I always make it a point not to cross swords with carnies and harlots, but we can use them little boys as a facade, so there we are. Yeah. They're Satan's little secret agents, collecting souls on the side. I saw one of them little bastards levitate one time, took the heart right out of a Great Dane, eat it whole, just like that.
- Lester Tremor: You seen what?
- Fritz Tremor: Yep.
- Lester Tremor: Where'd you see that? Now that must've been a sight to behold.
- Fritz Tremor: Yeah. Sent me running for my Bible.
- Lester Tremor: You still take comfort in them fables, Daddy?
- Fritz Tremor: Don't you blaspheme, boy. Never too old to put you over my knee and beat a reckoning into you.
- Kaitlyn 'AK-47' Tremor: You're still scared of clowns, Lester.
- [chuckles]
- Lester Tremor: I ain't scared of them, per se, just very mindful of their movements, that's all.
- Fritz Tremor: Remember old Bobby Dubap, y'all? Down out of Tulsa? That shitstain got himself keistered with an RPG.
- Lester Tremor: Did they fire it?
- Fritz Tremor: Fire it?
- [chuckles]
- Fritz Tremor: I'm telling you, boy. I mean, if you took the time now to bother to stuff a collapsible shoulder-launch RPG up somebody's bunghole, don't you think you'd fire it?
- [laughs]
- Fritz Tremor: Wouldn't you feel just a little let down if you didn't?
- [laughs]
- Fritz Tremor: Why would you put it up there in the first place?
- Lester Tremor: I don't know. You got your thumb up there most of the time. Why don't you tell me?
- Fritz Tremor: Don't you know, boy, the danger of blood relations? That's what double-fucked the Confederacy. That's how we lost the Civil War. You think you want a whole slew of kids running around whose eyeballs are touching because you can't keep your hands off your sister?
- Fritz Tremor: [looking at map] This town's got more tunnels than Ho Chi Minh's whorehouse. The whole city's a warren of the wicked and depraved.
- Kaitlyn 'AK-47' Tremor: [regarding Lester and Fritz bickering] Y'all are real at each other right now.
- Fritz Tremor: Ah, don't pay him no mind. His brother Jeeves, brother Darwin up to stir, see? Now he thinks he's fit, maybe, to take over this clan.
- Lester Tremor: I'd rather be incarcerated than have to sit here and listen to your jibberjabber.
- Fritz Tremor: Yeah, I can see that. You'd last about one minute up in the pen.
- [laughs]
- Fritz Tremor: Yeah, you'd really be reckoning with your
- [imitates gay voice]
- Fritz Tremor: feminine side.
- Lester Tremor: Yeah, well, there's gonna be reckoning, old boy, right quick.
- Fritz Tremor: [mockingly] "There's gonna be a reckoning, old boy."
- Fritz Tremor: [talking with Lester] That pretend street urchin smells like John Law from here. Probably a couple hawks on the roof. It's time to set your brother loose.