Chris O'Dowd credited as playing...
Roy Trenneman
- Jen: [Moss has a small plastic box with a flashing light] What is it?
- Moss: This, Jen, is the Internet.
- Jen: What?
- Moss: That's right.
- Jen: This is the Internet? The whole Internet?
- Moss: Yep. I asked for a loan of it so that you could use it in your speech.
- Jen: It's so small.
- Moss: That's one of the surprising things about it.
- Jen: Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything.
- Moss: It's wireless.
- Jen: Oh, yes, everything's wireless nowadays, isn't it... yeah. So, I can really use it in my speech? What if someone needs it?
- Moss: Oh, no, no, people will still be able to go online and everything. It will still work.
- Jen: Oh, good, good...
- Moss: I tell you, you present this to the shareholders and you will get quite the response.
- Jen: Can I touch it? It's so light!
- Moss: Of course it is, Jen. The Internet doesn't weigh anything.
- Jen: No, of course it doesn't.
- [laughs nervously]
- Roy: Hey! What is Jen doing with the Internet?
- Jen: Moss said I could use it for my speech.
- Roy: Are you insane? What if she drops it?
- Jen: I won't drop it, I'll look after it.
- Roy: No. No, no, no, no, Jen. No, this needs to go straight back to Big Ben.
- Jen: Big Ben?
- Moss: Yep. It goes on top of Big Ben. That's where you get the best reception.
- Moss: Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.
- Jen: Wait a minute. The "Elders of the Internet"? The Elders of the Internet know who I am? You've got to let me have it!
- Roy: No, Jen, I'm sorry. It's just too risky.
- Jen: Oh, please, Roy!
- Roy: Well... Moss, has it been completely demagnetised?
- Moss: By Stephen Hawking himself. Who sends his congratulations, by the way.
- Roy: Well, if it's okay with The Hawk...
- Jen: Roy, let's start with you. When you're upstairs fiddling about with computers, would it hurt to smile? Don't you realise what difference that would make? Come on, let's see a smile now.
- [Roy attempts a smile]
- Jen: No, more warmth. Warmer. No, you're just showing more teeth. That's not warmth. I would say that's more of a threatening look actually. I'll tell you what, keep at it. That's your homework. Now, Moss.
- Moss: So, what's your speech going to be about?
- Jen: What speech?
- Moss: Every employee of the month has to give a speech on their area of expertise.
- Roy: Which for you is computers.
- Jen: Where do I have...
- Moss: At the monthly shareholders meeting.
- Jen: When do I...
- Moss: Friday.
- Jen: What time...
- Moss: Morning.
- Roy: [Roy grins and points to his mouth] How's that?