Beth Riesgraf credited as playing...
Parker
- Maggie Collins: You can't just make somebody do what you want them to do.
- Eliot Spencer: Whoa!
- [everyone starts chuckling]
- Alec Hardison: T-That's what we do. I mean...
- Parker: [pets Maggie's head] You're adorable.
- Parker: Who ripped out the toilets?
- Alec Hardison: This was an IRS foreclosure. I got it cheap.
- Eliot Spencer: IRS doesn't take toilets.
- Alec Hardison: They do when they're solid gold. Heard this used to be MC Hammer's place. I guess you can touch this, with a SWAT team and a federal warrant.
- Maggie Collins: You actually expect this to work?
- Alec Hardison: Um, no, no. You're supposed to say, "Wow. That's just crazy enough to work."
- Sophie Devereaux: Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.
- Parker: That's his superpower.
- Eliot Spencer: [Eliot and Maggie are having coffee] You come here a lot?
- Maggie Collins: No, I just want to see you.
- [Eliot appears to be in a slight shock]
- Sophie Devereaux: [Sitting in the van, Nathan, Parker, Sophie and Alec monitoring the conversation] Thats's a date!
- Parker: Do we really need to put a button cam on Eliot?
- Nathan Ford: Safety issue.
- [Alec and Parker nod sarcastically]
- Maggie Collins: [Panning back to the Eliot and Maggie] We're not going to talk about art all afternoon, are we?
- Eliot Spencer: No.
- [Eliot sounds a little uncomfortable]
- Maggie Collins: Good. That's all my ex-husband wants to talk about. That was so tedious.
- [Eliot looking uncomfortable and Nathan shrug defensively in the van]
- Maggie Collins: Listen, I want to thank you.
- [Maggie puts her hand on top of Eliot's hand]
- Maggie Collins: I haven't dated a lot since my marriage broke up.
- Eliot Spencer: [Eliot answers uncomfortably] Sorry to hear that.
- Maggie Collins: No Don't be. He was obsessive, perfectionist, controlling...
- Nathan Ford: [Back in the van, Nathan became defensive] Organized, she used to say that I was organized. Punctual!
- Alec Hardison: [Parker, Sophie, and Alec nod sarcastically] uh huh.
- Eliot Spencer: Must have some good qualities.
- Maggie Collins: No, not even in bed
- Parker: [Alec's eyes light up] oooooo!
- [Parker, Sophie and Alec all turn towards Nathan]
- Maggie Collins: Every night was prom night. You know what I mean.
- [pausing with a smile]
- Maggie Collins: The worst of all,
- [Eliot appears extremely uncomfortable]
- Maggie Collins: He completely forgot that I gave him that button cam for Christmas three years ago.
- [Maggie smiles knowingly]
- Nathan Ford: [the van door opens. Nathan, Parker, Sophie and Alec in shock when they see Maggie] I can explain...
- [Parker, Sophie and Alec shrug their shoulders]
- Alec Hardison: [the team has agreed to split up] Where you going?
- Parker: Let's see how hard you look.
- Parker: What's going on?
- Eliot Spencer: Sophie here was just trying to apologize.
- Sophie Devereaux: No I wasn't!
- Parker: Oh, she tried that with me earlier. She kinda sucks at it.
- Eliot Spencer: Yeah, little bit.
- Alec Hardison: Oh, did she give you the speech about how we're thieves, and about how this is what thieves do, and if we were in her shoes we'd have done the same thing?
- Eliot Spencer: No, I think she was just getting to that part.
- Nathan Ford: Why'd you come back? We agreed to scatter for six months. All of you - *all* of you - made an amateur move being there.
- Parker: It's too hard to leave a job undone. It's like an itch.
- Sophie Devereaux: Wow!
- Alec Hardison: Hey, don't break nothing.
- Eliot Spencer: There's nothing to break.
- Parker: Who ripped out the toilets?
- Alec Hardison: This was an IRS foreclosure.
- Eliot Spencer: IRS doesn't take toilets.
- Alec Hardison: They do when they're solid gold. Heard this used to be MC Hammer's place. I guess you can touch this,with a SWAT team and a Federal warrant.