Abigail Breslin credited as playing...
Jean Fordham
- Jean Fordham: [to Barbara] Mom, you're such a liar. No, stop, you are.
- Violet Weston: You know if I ever call my mom a liar she would knock my goddamn head off my shoulders.
- Barbara Weston: Holy shit that's Karen! You remember your Aunt Karen?
- Jean Fordham: Kind of.
- Barbara Weston: And that must be this year's man!
- Jean Fordham: Mom? Mom? You didn't hear the phone?
- Barbara Weston: If it's your father, tell him to fuck off.
- Jean Fordham: It's Aunt Ivy - from Oklahoma.
- Jean Fordham: How old are you, about, seventeen?
- Steve Huberbrecht: Fourteen.
- Steve Huberbrecht: Fourteen, right. Fourteen. Know what I was doing when I was fourteen? Cattle processing. Do you know what that is?
- Jean Fordham: It doesn't sound good.
- Steve Huberbrecht: Slaughterhouse sanitation.
- Jean Fordham: That's disgusting.
- Steve Huberbrecht: I wouldn't recommend it.
- Barbara Weston: Wait. Let me make sure I've got this: when you threw a fit about going to the store with your dad - hey, look at me - and you were so distraught over the start time of your Grandpa's funeral. Was this your concern? Huh? Gettin' back here in time to watch Phantom of the Fucking Opera?
- Jean Fordham: I guess.
- Steve Huberbrecht: Show 'em to me. I won't look.
- Jean Fordham: If you're not going to look, then there's no point in me showing them to you.
- Steve Huberbrecht: Okay, okay, I'll look.
- Jean Fordham: [Barbara slapped her daughter] I hate you!
- Bill Fordham: [to Barbara] What's the matter with you?