Jason Segel credited as playing...
Vector
- Vector: I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!
- Mr. Perkins: Do you know where the shrink ray is?
- Vector: Duh? Back at my place.
- Mr. Perkins: Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT!
- [shows vector the computer shot of Gru with the shrink ray and the girls]
- Vector: Oh. What? Th-those girls sold me cookies.
- [after Vector refuses to hand over the girls]
- Gru: [leaning into the camera] Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!
- Vector: [laughing sarcastically] Ooh, I'm really scared!
- [Gru punches the video camera, making Vector jump and fumble to hold on to the shrunken moon]
- Agnes: [smugly] He is gonna kick your butt.
- Mr. Perkins: Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!
- Vector: No... I didn't.
- Mr. Perkins: Oh, really?
- Vector: [opens his case] Yeah, just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon! Squid launcher! Oh, yeah!
- [He launches a squid over the balcony]
- Man: Ah! There's a squid on my face!
- Vector: [chuckles and reloads] Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.
- [Inside the launcher, the second squid rolls its eyes]