Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Ellen DeGeneres
- Lois Griffin: Gosh, it's an awfully big decision.
- Anchorman: Lois, please, take the job for Fox's sake.
- Anchorman: And this is the kitchen. We've got all kinds of snacks and cold drinks in here.
- Lois Griffin: Well, I don't see the refrigerator.
- Anchorman: Oh, we just use Ann Coulter's vagina.
- [Peter has just bought an HD TV]
- Chris Griffin: Wow, look at that HD picture!
- Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's so clear, you can even see Ellen DeGeneres' breath.
- Ellen DeGeneres: Well, my guest today is, ah, Seth Rogen, who's got a new movie out. Now-now, Seth, this movie is *hot*.
- [as she speaks words that begin with "h", her breath is represented by fish that float towards Rogen, who is visibly upset by the smell]
- Ellen DeGeneres: It's just... *hot*, *hot*, *hot*. Ah, *how* does it feel to *have* the *hottest* film in *Hollywood*?
- Seth Rogen: What the fuck? Did you eat pussy backstage?
- Peter Griffin: Change to Fox News, it's time for Rhonda Latimer.
- Lois Griffin: Again, Peter? You have a wife, you know.
- Peter Griffin: Lois, if it makes you feel any better, I'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her.