LeVar Burton credited as playing...
LeVar Burton
- Stewie Griffin: This... was... exhausting. This whole experience, was absolutely... exhausting. You people have *ruined* "Star Trek: The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have *ever* had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.
- Patrick Stewart: I still have five prize tickets from the carnival.
- Stewie Griffin: There was nothing for five tickets! We've been over this!
- Patrick Stewart: Well, but LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh yeah? You gonna share that?
- LeVar Burton: Yeah, we were gonna share it.
- Stewie Griffin: Really? How's that gonna work?
- Patrick Stewart: Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.
- Stewie Griffin: For a pencil topper?
- Michael Dorn: I have to pee again.
- Stewie Griffin: That's it. Good-bye.
- [teleports them away]
- Stewie Griffin: [Brent's drink doesn't teleport and stains the floor] Fuck!
- Stewie Griffin: Uh, hello?
- Employee: Yes, welcome to McDonald's. Can I help you?
- Stewie Griffin: Ooh, hailing frequencies open, huh?
- [chuckles]
- Stewie Griffin: Ah, yeah, we're gonna get, uh, two McChicken sandwiches and a Diet coke and... uh, w-what do you want Michael?
- Michael Dorn: A McDLT?
- Stewie Griffin: No, I already told you they don't make those anymore.
- Michael Dorn: You know, sometimes it's a *regional* thing. You could ask.
- Stewie Griffin: No McDonald's *anywhere* makes a McDLT anymore.
- Jonathan Frakes: I'd love a Shamrock Shake if they've got any of those.
- Stewie Griffin: It's September Jonathan!
- LeVar Burton: Stewie, can I take this goddamn headband off?
- Stewie Griffin: No, LeVar, you're blind. That's the only way you can see.
- Michael Dorn: I'm just sayin', they have all the ingredients for a McDL...
- [someone honks their horn]
- Stewie Griffin: Just hang on, alright? T-There's a lot of us in... T-There's a lot... It's a big order!
- Patrick Stewart: What time do they stop serving breakfast?
- Stewie Griffin: It's three o'clock!
- Patrick Stewart: Some of them serve breakfast all day.
- Stewie Griffin: None of them serve breakfast all day!
- Michael Dorn: Do they have beer?